Off the Charts

Today’s slices of medical humor are cut straight from actual medical charts and served up hot for your enjoyment. Here are today’s top five:

1. Patient presents with rapid breathing, and heartbeat that lasts most of the day.
2. Patient complains of pain in his penis, which extends into his thigh.
3. The patient is a 48-year-old female who complains of headaches when her husband is in the room.
4. The patient says antibiotic does not work as she has never taken it.
5. The patient complains of urinary blockage, urinates frequently.

Remember this? It’s our favorite medical commercial.