Free Viagara! Chilean Capital Gets Firm

We at Admittedly Funny sometimes stretch the truth, but we swear we’re not making this up.

A Chilean suburb recently started handing out free viagara—yes, free—to the shocked-yet-flaccid townsmen.

The town’s perverted mayor explained, “an active sexuality improves the overall quality of life.”

Local elderly men reportedly replied in deep, velvety voices, “Awwwww yeeeah.”

To the horror of everyone in town under 60, eligible men may receive up to four free pills each month, enough to whip up a tasty batch of granny-love stew every weekend.

Area orthopaedic surgeons are gearing up for the expected influx of hip replacements necessitated by the up-tick in freaky, freaky boot knocking.

In case you still doubt Old People Are Funny.